My name is Joe Starr. I am a comedian
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A record company is getting royalties for a couple tracks on an album I didn’t know I recorded. I performed for a battered shelter. The royalty people decided in favor of the label. Is this email too harsh? “He’s got the contract I, supposedly, signed? Well…I hope some of that money is still going to the battered shelter I performed for. Or it’s another smack in the face for some stupid bitch who just doesn’t listen. “
Kashian’s Wrath: Roll 2d4 to save vs. well crafted joke
I am not a doctor scientist, but I do watch a lot of television. I believe that creationism doesn’t work, and the reason why it doesn’t work can be explained via ‘tough as nails cop’ television tropes. Instead of a hypothesis, a creationist starts from a thing they insist is true: ‘there was a flood and Noah built the ark.’ When you are convinced something is true, you can use anything to convince yourself of the truth. Evidence is EVERYWHERE because you want and need it to be.
It’s the same reason that every police chief in every detective show has yelled at their lead protagonist while they both smoked cigarettes in an office covered in crime scene photos. “You’re too close to this one, MacDarrelson- you’ve been convinced it was that kid Kite Stevens since day one and now all you see every where you look is Kite Stevens! We’ve got the press on our ass and that poor innocent kid has the DA breathing down our necks! He wants to sue for harrassment!”
And then MacDarrelson get thrown off the case because he’s been so busy trying to bust poor Kite Stevens that he hasn’t seen his family in weeks and his wife left with the kids and went back to South Carolina to stay with her sister.
What I’m saying is that we can’t let our future go home with the kids to South Carolina because Detective MacDarrelson just couldn’t get that damn Kite Stevens, 23 year old suspicious looking (but innocent because the chief is actually the killer) ferris wheel operator, out of his head.
I guess in this metaphor the chief is the Apostle Paul? I’m really tired.
Person that did the Photoshop for Captain America posters takes a moment to laugh at your outraged Photoshop critiques, continues dream job of making movie posters for Marvel